FUN FACT:
you can completely and utterly skip to the next sentence in news articles whenever you read something along the lines of “said Quincy J. Pertinent, [administrator of very very long organization name that really doesnt matter so you can skip it, who funded some thing which is probably related to the article but doesn’t necessarily have to be and is, again, very very long.] And now back to relevant information like children born with golden retriever heads and exploding panda bears.”
i seriously do this so often that i can no longer control it, my eyes just immediately skip ahead to the next period. but i still never miss relevant information.